Tuesday, December 21, 2010

The Fruitcake Bingo...

...and Ugly Sweater party was a good time.  After several hours of making peppermint meringues, artichoke squares, and brownies,:













there were rousing games of fruitcake bingo.  I won a private viewing of Santa Claus Defeats the Aliens with two of my friends AND a used personal massager.  I gave the latter to Luka, who was bummed not to have won a game.  The massager has since been chewed and mangled by his dog, so it's really no loss!

I also made "injured" gingerbread people using cookie cutters my friend Danna gave me:













They weren't particularly tasty, but it sure was fun to make bloody gingerbread!

There was also an amaretto-rum punch, which I sipped with copious amounts of maraschino cherries:













And vegan mini-knishes, which were a bitch to make, but pretty tasty (see recipe at end):

It was fun being mock competitive over bingo and silly prizes, and I enjoyed seeing my friends look dorkier than usual in their goofy, festive clothes!  I am definitely planning a Fruitcake Bingo-Ugly Sweater Party II.





  Potato Knish

4 c flour
1 t kosher salt, plus more to taste
6 T canola oil, plus more for greasing
4 russet potatoes (2 ½ lb), peeled and cut into 1” pieces
3 onions, minced
freshly ground black pepper, to taste
1 egg, beaten with 1 T water

1.      Whisk together flour and 1 t salt in a medium bowl.  Make a well in center and add 1 c plus 2 T warm water and 2 T oil.  Stir to form a dough and knead briefly.  Divide dough into 4 pieces.  Wrap in plastic and let rest for 30 minutes.
2.     Meanwhile, put potatoes into a 4-qt saucepan and add water to cover by 1”.  Season with salt, bring to a boil, and reduce heat to medium-low; simmer until tender, about 15 minutes.  Drain potatoes and pass through a food mill or potato ricer into a large bowl.  Heat remaining oil in a 12” skillet over medium heat.  Add onions, partially cover, and cook, stirring occasionally, until soft, about 15 minutes.  Whip onions into potatoes and season with salt and pepper.
3.     Heat oven to 375 degrees.  Working with one piece of dough at a time, put dough on a lightly floured work surface and roll to 1/16” thickness.  Using a 3” cookie cutter, cut out 16 circles.  Spoon 1 T of potato mixture onto center of each circle.  Brush edges with egg wash and bring up edges with your fingers and seal to form a purse.  Transfer knishes to 2 greased baking sheets and brush with egg wash.  Repeat, filling 2 greased baking sheets in all.  Bake knishes until golden brown, about 30 minutes.  Let cool slightly; serve warm.

Makes 64 mini knishes.
Source:  Saveur magazine, December 2010.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Holiday 101: How to be Rich.

A thoughtful look at the things we remember, and what we really love.  Thanks to Beth for the link.

Monday, December 6, 2010

It's officially crazy-busy season.  I hate that the time when I should be posting most is so busy!  I'm hosting a small holiday party this week, so preparations are being made for that.  It's a combination Fruitcake Bingo and Ugly Sweater party.  I think I invented Fruitcake Bingo.  It's normal bingo, except everyone brings a throwaway gift, re-gift, handmade item, or other "fruitcake" to contribute to the prize pool.  I did not invent Ugly Sweater parties (unfortunately).  Today I went to the thrift store to look for one.  They didn't have any.  I cursed myself for all the times in the past few months I've seen the perfect Christmas-themed, Quacker Factory sweater and didn't buy it.  Bah humbug.  The party's theme somehow evolved into a celebration of all things tacky and deliciously bad.  I *am* making fruitcake (my first attempt ever; I'll let you know how it comes out), as well as chocolate-peppermint brownie bites, mini knishes, and artichoke quiche squares...basically anything that can be stuck with a tasseled red or green toothpick.  :)  Oh, and an amaretto-bourbon punch.  Can't forget that.  I'll update with photos this weekend!

I went on my 3rd annual Christmas tree hunt with my father and step-mother this past weekend.  The weather was chilly, but without the snow or mud of the past years.  I was very strong and settled on a smaller tree to please my housemate, who wanted to be able to reach the top.  It fits our space perfectly and is now adorned with a mishmash of our favorite ornaments. 






















Just kidding!  Neither of us have love for the beer.  Here's our real tree:






















And adorned with my favorite canine, who apparently thought the tree skirt was just for her pleasure: